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r_text[0] = "As a seller, if you haven't changed anything on your property, you can re-use your existing Real Property Report";
r_text[1] = "Remember to change the furnance filter regularily during the heating season";
r_text[2] = "Once a year, climb on top the roof, clean the gutters, inspect the shingles for damage and just ensure things are good";
r_text[3] = "A home inspection is a valuable source of information; highly recommended";
r_text[4] = "Variable mortgages will USUALLY be the cheapest over time, but with a risk; fixed have the benefit of stability";
r_text[5] = "Think about 'porting' your mortgage instead of paying penalty fees when moving";
r_text[6] = "Pressure wash the exterior of the home every few years, ensuing the home looks it's best";
r_text[7] = "Every fall, ensure you turn off the outside water shut-off valve, open the outside value, and bleed a few cups of water";
r_text[8] = "Make a good first impression: mow the lawn, rake the leaves, shovel the sidewalk.  These things COUNT.";
r_text[9] = "Always base the price on market value, rather than needs or emotions";
r_text[10] = "Declutter and depersonalize the home; you want buyers to imagine THEMSELVES there. Often tough with YOUR stuff there";
r_text[11] = "In staging, impersonal works. Hide EVERYTHING personal";
r_text[12] = "Staging: Keep it fresh. Air out the home, buy flowers, bake chocolate chip cookies. Smell is a powerful and underused tool";
r_text[13] = "Staging: Clean, Clean, Clean. War on grim. Additionally, it suggests that you've also taken meticulour care of your home.";
r_text[14] = "When buying rural land, check the water: GPM, chemical, biological and TASTE. The importance of good water can't be understated";
r_text[15] = "On acreages, a gravity septic system is more reliable than a pump-out";
r_text[16] = "Pictures are worth a 1000 words and are the FIRST things potential buyers look at. Ensure your listing looks the best";
r_text[17] = "Foreclosures CAN be a good deal, but there are extra things to know about. Let me discucss these with you";
r_text[18] = "In a rising or HOT market, minor issues with a home are often overlooked. In a slow market, these issues will affect the pricing more";
r_text[19] = "It's amazing what can be accomplished with a paint brush.  Don't be afraid to pick one up";
r_text[20] = "Changing the hinges/door handles on the kitchen are a simple and quick way of updating the area";
r_text[21] = "When looking at rural properties or acreages, ensure that either Telus or Shaw cable is available. Sometimes the development uses Tellular (a wireless options), but if you depend on your phone/internet, it's not a good choice";
r_text[21] = "When building a new home, consider roughing in slab heat or radiant heat into the basement.";
r_text[22] = "When looking at resale properties, be leery if the home has shakes. Pine shakes are failing prematurely due to rot,leading to an expensive fix. Your home inspector will be invaluable here";
r_text[23] = "When building a new deck, think about low maintainance options. Either vinyl covered or All Weather Wood (relatively cheap). AWW decking will weather gray, but doesn't need to be painted";
r_text[24] = "An Over the Range Microwave Hoodfan or OTR is an excellent investment, freeing up some of the most valuable square footage in the home; the counterspace";
r_text[25] = "If looking for a cost effective remodel of the kitchen, consider granite tile instead of granite; the granite tile can be purchase for $5/sq foot, plus your own labour to install, roughly 5-10% of the cost of true granite";
r_text[26] = "When redoing the kitchen/bathroom, there are thinsets that allow you to install tile directly over existing lino. This can speed replacing the flooring to a single day or two";

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